Today's Web4 alpha: 1. Next stop → 85K! BTC → $81,791, ETH → $2,399, BNB → $636, SOL → $88 2. Strategy is selling Bitcoin to pay dividends! MSTR tanked 4%, Q1 report shows a $12.54 billion loss. The die-hard bulls are ready to cash out for dividends. 3. MOTHER meme coin dev Iggy is getting sued collectively! Market cap dropped 99.5%, and none of the promised utilities—shopping, phone bills, luxury discounts—were delivered. 4. Coinbase is laying off 14%, 700 people! The company is pivoting to AI-native, cutting pure management roles. Humans will work around AI, managing AI agents. 5. Queen CZ speaks, and it's all gold! $BinanceFriend hit a peak of 1.1m, 17x, and $ChongDuck reached a new high of 4.5m, 44x. Top holder's unrealized gains: $30K.