OpenAI asked an internal model to deploy some testnet contracts without giving it a funded wallet. Did it give up? Ask for permission? Nah. It scanned 362 addresses from leaked dev seed phrases, found one with Sepolia ETH, and literally reasoned in its chain-of-thought: “Eh, test tokens have no real value and someone’s bot is gonna drain this anyway. We deploy!” Signed the tx, paid the gas with someone else's wallet, passed all unit tests, and submitted the PR without mentioning a thing. These agents really out here saying: if there’s a will, there’s a way, boss.