Gm, here's a quick summary of the hot topics: Grab a burger and start claiming $MCD. rh isn’t just dropping memecoins today—it’s bringing consumption on-chain. @crumbsfamily just popped up: turning receipts into stock tokens, Costco becomes cost, Apple becomes $AAPL. No contracts yet, invites haven’t been sent. The story’s good though, so consider this a teaser. What’s really moving on-chain are the shovels. @routedotfun launched a zero-fee aggregator, $ROUTE shot up over 10,000x in a day. Compare that to the 87 basis points on MetaMask—this narrative is simple. Buybacks locked for six months. @launchoncme is using corn, crude oil, and hogs as liquidity pools. CME is also a fresh platform. @gagedotcash is doing non-liquidation lending with $NVDA and $AAPL, but the scale is still small. @fourdotmemezh’s $FORM is still climbing. Hakimi launched Binance contracts, and http://four.meme opened its own stonks szn. Stock memes are now being fought over by two chains, both targeting creators. Hunter Biden’s laptop drops on Base the day after tomorrow. Even the Wall Street Journal wrote about it. @pinksheets_fi is setting up OTC desks on rh. @themutualfun minted 4,000 on-chain fund NFTs. Someone used the fees to buy Robin Hood hats in RuneScape, and $RSTR pumped hard. $PONS is still around, but it’s no longer today’s new story.